What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A black man has a job.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

give me a thumbs up

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Bitch

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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