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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who wants water? I do.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Who wants water? I do.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store