- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Justin beiber's penis

i had sex.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

sorry got to poo

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Morning wood.

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