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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walked into a bar....

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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