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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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