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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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