- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

my bubbles!

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Caitlyn.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

???????????? WTF?

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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