How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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japan4.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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