Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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hi, im sober.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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