My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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i was molested.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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I've got a boner

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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