- Anti Joke

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a