- Anti Joke

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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