- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

what is a bracket? a bracket

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

... i forgot the joke :p

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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