Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Rick santorum

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A white person at Harvard

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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