what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A russian gives away vodka.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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