- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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