- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How high is a Chinaman

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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