A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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The WNBA

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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