- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

women's rights

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Bags of delicious poop.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Justin Bieber

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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