- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

you lose.

Donald Trump.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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