What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Alex Gedrose.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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