Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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