- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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