Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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willie revilame

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Anti Joke

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