- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

meh

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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