- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

LIFE :(

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

roses are red violets should be purple

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