Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Women's rights

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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an athiest walks into a church

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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WHAT????

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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