so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I <3 Hitler

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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