Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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I told you it would happen

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Knock knock What?

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Membean

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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when debbie meets downer

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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