- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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