whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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This is not a joke or is it

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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A man killed himself.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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