You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

I <3 Hitler

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Women's Rights

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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