- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How old are you? 20

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Your mom is so fat...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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