What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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