- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

i am and me is i

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

The Christian Bible.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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