What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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civil rights

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