God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Ju... Just why?

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