what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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women's rights

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Nippies

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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