Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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You have cancer

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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