- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Penis.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Please Rape William Wright

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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