what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumbs up!

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

DOWN

whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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