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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center