Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

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