The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

my namew is jd

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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