- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Girls

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Womens Rights.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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