- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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