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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Women's rights

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Womens rights.