what did the man say to the other man? hi

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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