Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

An Irishman stays home

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What does a man like. food.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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