How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A ginger rapping.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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want to go home? yea

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Hi poop!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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